Something Awful: Children's Books » "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. And those who can't write, write children's books. Something Awful's always diligent forum goons paid tribute to these hacks and lunatics by photoshopping the living hell out of all kinds of crappy books designed to inflict society's many antiquated flaws upon our young." This had me in pieces. Check it out. Now!