I want a Segway » "Segway™ Human Transporter (HT) is the first enhancement to personal travel that fully integrates the user in the pedestrian world. The two-wheeled device uses a complex array of gyroscopes and computers to mimic the human body's sense of balance. Users lean forward to move forward, lean back to reverse course and turn by twisting the handle. The device looks like an old-fashioned push-type lawn mower, with the handle sticking up in the air and a platform to stand on where the cutting blades would be. Falling over is impossible and the scooter can handle ice, snow and stairs with ease, according to the company." Also check out The "IT" Question.