Finished an entire chapter. Hurah! Rewarded myself with checking my e-mail. The only thing interesting was the uselessknowledge newsletter. Did you know for instance that "elevators rank as the safest form of transportation, boasting only one fatality every 100 million miles traveled. Stairs, in comparison, are five times more dangerous." I bet you didn't. But you do now. Anyhow, back to the saltmines.