Hero

Leuk gedaan, het verhaal In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Hero van McSweeney’s.

And at last the warrior arrived at the Router. It was a dusty black box with an array of shimmering green lights, blinking on and off, as if to taunt him to come any further. The warrior swiftly maneuvered to the rear of the router and verified what he had feared, what he had heard whispered in his ear from spirits beyond: all the cords were securely in place.